Whoa! That's the monkey!
I can't wait to put that sum@*$#& on a T-shirt!
What's that band? 100 Haircuts?
It looks, feels, and smells great!
I've been here before - I was looking for a baby!
Our sponsors are our butter, our members are our bread.
Acknowledge my math!
Never get into a fistfight with a puppeteer.
What can I say? I have uncontrollable eyebrows.
I want a corn dog scented candle.
It's like an easy bake oven for adults who like chicken.
The air doesn't taste like pancakes!
The donut button isn't working.
I'm not at a place in my heart where I can eat a bear.
Please ignore me collating behind you.
It's like a clown car of drawers.
That horse looks like Burt Russel Crowe.
Location ID = 23 Bread Bowl = False (AKA: The Breadbowl Module is Broken.)
I'd go to a goat rodeo.
IE is the DMV of the Internet.
Her abs look like a turtle shell.
I'm wing-dingin' it.
Emotionally, my hands are in my pockets.
I'm sitting down here with Hot Popcorn Hands.
PBS is very : colon-y.
Remember when you threw décor at me?
There's a lot of outer space.
But, Saul Bass already used all the good shapes.
Activate the chicken!
I'm not giving my money to YouTube. YouTube is all horsey and gross.
1-2-3 Cheeseburger Lane!
I'm sorry about the div.
I'm going to pull out the Real Joe Pesci Hat.
I've never seen the 80s.
You see that giant hot dog?
Can I be Josh for Halloween?
I don't know who you think you are, coming up in here with a taco.
I'm just not used to Kory wearing pants.
I've looked at that alpaca all day.
Did you say "jQuery" or "Katie Perry"?
Wait 'til I get this gas station food, then order in.
I just smelled fries in my head.
I’m getting a full-on chest plate tattoo of FORM riding on the back of a magical unicorn to show my appreciation.
Don't come at me with your popcorn problems.
Always cut toward your innards.
Must. Resist. Cacao.
Move. You're where my Diet Coke goes.
They're switchin' browsers and clearin' cookies!
The meatball machine is broken.
No, YOU need megadoses of vitamin D.
I've been to New Jersey?
I just blew my nose in my notes.
It reminds me of an old calculator.
An ice cream truck drove through this design.
This phone call is messing up my hair.
It's like a statue of my dog with a mustache on it.
C'mon. Lemme see your turkey burgers.
If the Long Island Medium were here, she'd freak out.
I know how I like my files: Large.
Murderer at nine o'clock!
Did you just raise the roof on jQuery?
I'm going to look up thesaurus in the dictionary.
There are four purses in my purse.
This tastes like Steve's car.
Then I thought, why not just make it Helvetica?
Look at the eyes on that Red-Legged Honeycreeper!
Rhinos are a big deal.
It should be a little Burt Reynolds.
I'm trying to use your design elements but I'm not sure I like them.
Come and get it, Sammy Hagar!
No. They don't have have budget for robots.
My middle toe went numb and I thought I had something in my shoe.
Are we going to a place I can wear slippers?
That's just how I like my mugs: Cheap and Swiss.
My version of a beard is a hat.
I don't foresee whales having cell phones.
Well. I guess we're having stock photos for lunch.
I feel like I just try too much sometimes.
How am I supposed to get through my workday when I have to take care of all these tiny people in my phone?
These people drive like animals.
I had some chicken wings in my car that I was going to give you.
A person can be positive AND inappropriate.
Lower case "m" is the best letter.
Your hat smells like bologna.
My goal is to live until 2085.
Why'd you put me out like that about the Lion King?
Why is there a piece of cheese in my purse?
I'm programming in my head.
You're always picked last and your pasta smells.
Eating peaches with a spoon sucks.
No cults or dying, please. It's Friday.
All caps, all the time.
I mean, how much Jeff Bridges can you have in one movie?
I can handle a lot of Jeff Bridges in one movie.
I bought a Chewbacca shirt but I keep forgetting to wear it.
Squirrels don't have pants.
Batteries? Seriously? What is this, 1985?
I'm no stranger to a rotten banana.
Steve's probably listening to Fiona Apple.
Steve, you should come look at these sandwich pictures.
Those weren't professional quality mustaches.
Can you Swissify it?
Helvetica Light makes me think you're lying.
Is that horse wearing shorts?
I just keep making ears by accident.
Your sweat smells like Dolce & Gabbana.
I'm thinking like four, maybe five steps ahead of you.
...And that is why you don't wear sandals to Blossom.
That's why I don't eat it out of a can; I eat it out of a bag.
The wild cheeses grow aplenty here.
I don't want to chase the red sweater. I just want to buy the red sweater.
You do seem like the type of guy who'd drink pickle juice.
Are pigs becoming extinct?
In Belgium, there's a tax for things that are too multitasky.
You reach into your heart and pull out a potholder.
They'll do anything for a ribbon and a hamburger.
This knob makes me want to get drunk.
I'm sorry I'm not a sock connoisseur.
I don't think real cowboys do this much ironing.
I can tell by the look on your face that you're not going to be of any help.
Facebook's telling me I'm fat.
Is this the collective smell of humanity?
Was that Rod Stewart?
Those stupid little pickles.
Well, we have mustaches upstairs.
It's like a pair of pants, for your car.
I am the ghost of Tractor Supply Company. (spooky voice)
You wanna do hot dogs Friday?
Is hot dog one word or two?
How much bread would it take to feed a scorpion for a week?
How would you get DNA from Elvis?
I was working, until I got distracted by this Madonna song.
There's wine on your motherboard.
If it's not moist, I'm not interested in having it thrown on my desk.
Have you heard about the whaler-pirate guy?
It's too Skittly.
It's too sausagy.
It's too Skynrdy.
It wasn't like that a minute ago.
It was working a minute ago.
It doesn't work in Safari.
It doesn't work in IE.
No amount of money is worth your husband having a mustache.
Try not to make it too caskety.
I switched to the California Raisins pillowcase last night.
You just have to hope for the best until it doesn't happen.
I don't like wearing pants.
If you had a hot dog roller and went shopping for sausages, things might change.
I'm gonna make websites out of wood.
400 pounds plus adrenaline, and I could flip a car, easy.
Teresa, you haven't given me an answer, you've only given me s*!%.
I can still smell Steve.
Fancy code is the only kind I write.
This is too helpful.
I don't want this bacon on here any more.
I've never had much luck with rabbits.
I had a pencil sharpener shaped like a boat.
What don't you think should be converted into a fish tank?
I got this whole thing of Silly Putty stuck on my sleeve.
Steve, let's go somewhere, just you and me.
He's magic. He's practically a leprechaun.
I don't recall there being an h in leprechaun.
It's dark and gloomy with zombies, but I think I'll keep my sunglasses on.
It's a pickle wearing a cape; I think it's self-explanatory.
Sassy Cap'n McBeef O'Brady
There is no reason for Bob Evans.
I think I'm gonna have to set something on fire.
I'm bringing iFrames back.
Beige is not a color.
Beige is not an image.
If this were a book, I would totally read it.
I said something about sausage, but I don't remember what it was.
This sushi is quite delicious. If you like the taste of death.
You can't out-do the fish with sneakers.
I wish I could draw RoboCop.
I want the whole tomato.
It's like, the future.
It's like, the Jedi.
It's a torsional thing.
Entertainment Tonight is where dreams go to die.
Internet Explorer is ruining this.
I'd try human. (on the topic of cannibalism)
(with sadness) I hate Internet Explorer.
Oh, sorry! I'll just rewrite the Web.
You can't ship pickles.
We have flippage!